Once upon a time there were two girls.
They looked and acted nice
But they weren't (girls with pigtails saing saying "MooHaHa")
They did not even like babies.
They broke pencils.
They made fake roads (cars unknowingly driving down roads that end in ponds)
But then the Hulk came and almost defeated them. But he died on the spot.
And they were never bad again.
They played with babies too.